Sure, I’ll reblog that.
here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest
1st pic : lookin good
2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)
3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest
4th pic: me being outtie
If i ever stop reblogging this it’s safe to assume i died.
THIS is a world heritage post
1st place: the raw energy of playing with a dog
2nd place: the dog’s corporal form
IM SO PROUD?!!!!!!?!!! LIKE WEE MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND?!!!!!?!!!!!?!
Every time I reblog this I just really hope Daniel’s doing well
i just wanna say i really support daniel in all of his endeavors and i hope hes having a good day
Me on a friday night
“The power’s out because what.”
A black dragón floating above the clouds
So others need not squint to read
“On March 11, 889 CE, 17 year-old Emperor Uda wrote:
‘On the 6th day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwasahi.
The color of its fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.
In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back.
When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. you cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were a circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds.
By nature, it stalks birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.’”
“[list of traits common to many or all cats] I am convinced it is superior to all other cats” is the cat owner’s creed
Your persistence is admirable tumblr but even with this godawfully ugly update i can still edit john greens posts. So once again. suck my dick
I love these posts, they no longer exist at the source but we pass them between our blogs like a delightful digital oral history
The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.
legend
why didn’t his parents name him

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